Booty Advisory: Spring, meet step

THURSDAY 03.11 | THROWED @ Middle East upstairs | Our man Southern Belle joins the Series and NYC electro hunx Designer Drugs and DJs E-Marce and Denny Le Nimh for a long night of all sorts of 18+ inappropriateness. Fans of hard-edged indie, electro, and bass? This is your night.

472 Mass Ave, Cambridge | 9 pm | 18+ | $12 | 617.864.EAST or mideast.com

FRIDAY 03.12 | FUR AND GOLD @ Alley Bar | Friday nights at Boston's venerable bear bar used to be sleepy, but this upstart art-fag throwdown helmed by DJ David Dancer has been cramming the balcony with all manner of post-punk hungry cubbage. For spoilers, check the request list currently swelling on its Facebook page.

14 Pi Alley, Boston | 10 pm | 21+ | Free | 617.263.1449 or thealleybar.com

FRIDAY 03.12 | TIME TO JAK WITH TRAXX @ Good Life | Never Say Never and Seed in the City team up to host Chicago legend Traxx. He'll drop insanity downstairs with Alex from Queens and Ingy while Bradford James of Seed in the City keeps things cool upstairs. Admission gets you reduced entry to the afterparty at Rise with Derek Plaslaiko of NYC's Bunker.

28 Kingston St, Boston | 10 pm | 21+ | $5 | 617.451.2622 or goodlifebar.com

SATURDAY 03.13 | GRAND OPENING @ Royale | There's a new megaclub in town - and it's so foxy, you'll be saying, "What Roxy?" The eagerly awaited Royale opens its doors this Saturday with performances by the All-American Rejects' Tyson Ritter (not so dancy) and sets by DJs Sizzahandz and Beyonder (way more dancy). Fans of celebrated boobs take note: Miss March and Miss October in the house.

279 Tremont St, Boston | 10 pm | 21+ | Free before midnight with RSVP: info@royaleboston.com

SUNDAY 03.14 | FUNKY SUNDAE @ Enormous Room | DJ Tom drops a no-nonsense (just like his name) spread of floor funk, 8-bit soul, and tech house, and his Sunday-evening Funky Sundae parties have been a delightful pre-Monday blur. Check out his regularly occurring Oddcasts for a preview of the sweetness.

567 Mass Ave, Cambridge | 9:30 pm | 21+ | Free | 617.491.5550 or enormous.tv

--Michael Brodeur