We heard all kinds of crazy shit yesterday about shows that, let's face it, we were all smart enough not to attend. First there was BU's Daily Free Press -- the only media outlet that attended? -- reporting back about a very, very, very undersold kickoff of the Perez Hilton-backed IDA MARIA tour, which resulted in the singer of that band having a Cat Power-level meltdown midway through their first song (see above for video evidence). According to Idolator, they dropped off the tour soon after.
Then there was the story that popped up on the Bridge 9 messageboard about the latest exploits of ANAL CUNT's Seth Putnam: this time allegations that he punched a female audience member in the face.
We thought there might be some people out there who were disappointed they didn't get to see Ida Maria or Anal Cunt. After the jump: video of both of them from recent engagements in which they neither melted down publicly nor punched anyone in the face.