1. Carrie Underwood's guitarist.
2. Kanye's hair.
3. MIA, MIA's baby, MIA's baby dress.
4. Thom Yorke's dancing.
5. Mallpunk. Don't just thank Blink-182. Also remember to thank your higher being of choice.
1. Coldplay's outfits.
2. Jonas Bros duet with Stevie.
3. The Grammys, for giving out too many awards to too many British people.
4. The movement for a cabinet-level Secretary of the Arts. If THAT GUY is for it, it must be a bad idea . . . right?
5. Chris Brown and Rihanna. Uh oh.