Christmas Rap Music, Part 1: Crank Dat Santa Claus

VIDEO: Crank Dat Santa Claus

DOWNLOAD: Eric Striffler and Kevin Spellman, "Crank Dat Santa Claus" [mp3]

+ 4 snowflakes: "watch him crank that Missus Claus"

+ 23 snowflakes: "Santa Claus up in this ho, watch me lean and watch me rock/Superman that ho, then I'll put some goodies in your sock!"

+ 100,000 snowflakes: the tragic inevitability, as Tony Kornheiser would say, of a meme brought to its ridiculous, and yet somehow satisfyingly ridiculous, conclusion.

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total = 100,027 snowflakes

AFTER THE JUMP: FIVE MORE SOULJA BOY CHRISTMAS VIDEOS


1. Crank Dat: A Christmas Carol


2. Soulja Santa


3. Crank Dat Santa Elf


4. White nerds in goofy hats: A traditional Soulja Boy Christmas


5. Have we really sunk to this?