VIDEO: Crank Dat Santa Claus
DOWNLOAD: Eric Striffler and Kevin Spellman, "Crank Dat Santa Claus" [mp3]
+ 4 snowflakes: "watch him crank that Missus Claus"
+ 23 snowflakes: "Santa Claus up in this ho, watch me lean and watch me rock/Superman that ho, then I'll put some goodies in your sock!"
+ 100,000 snowflakes: the tragic inevitability, as Tony Kornheiser would say, of a meme brought to its ridiculous, and yet somehow satisfyingly ridiculous, conclusion.
total = 100,027 snowflakes
AFTER THE JUMP: FIVE MORE SOULJA BOY CHRISTMAS VIDEOS
1. Crank Dat: A Christmas Carol
2. Soulja Santa
3. Crank Dat Santa Elf
4. White nerds in goofy hats: A traditional Soulja Boy Christmas
5. Have we really sunk to this?