CHILI'S: HI IT'S CHILI'S.
MYSPACE: How can we help you?
CHILI'S: WE WANT TO EAT THE KIDS. GIVE THEM TO US NOW.
MYSPACE: I'm sorry, we don't sell children as food. We just let them put up naked pictures of themselves. It's sort of a self-serve model. Like a buffet.
CHILI'S: WANT TO EAT THE KIDS! WANT TO EAT THE KIDS!
MYSPACE: Ma'am, the best we can do is offer you an exclusive sponsorship of a MySpace Secret Show.
CHILI'S: WHAT? WHAT?!
MYSPACE: We tell the children to go to a secret place and then they go there to see their favorite band. For free.
CHILI'S: AND THEN WE EAT THEM?!
MYSPACE: Ma'am, what you do while you're there is entirely at your discretion.
Shads Fall | Secret MySpace Show | June 28 | Pearl Street, Northampton | Brought to you by Chili's