Celebrity death match: Danzig dolls vs. Kurt Cobain unplugged

We swear, they start this holiday shopping shit earlier every year. Starbucks has barely started dropping those pumpkin-spice lattes, and already toymakers are getting their rocker-action-figure lines focused. Just in time for the Halloween rush, it's . . . THREE FACES OF DANZIG and UNPLUGGED KURT:

Danzig Danzig, Samhain Danzig, Misfits Danzig: Getting-punched-in-the-face Danzig sold separately.

Unplugged Kurt (not to be confused with Electric Kurt):  Psycho Drug Floozy Courtney doll sold separately. (Go ahead, Boston, click that link: not only is Anthony Rossomando reportedly ploughing Kate Moss, he's also attending pajama parties with the Widow Cobain.