All six people who read this blog on the regular know TD as the guy in Big Digits with the moustache. He is also one funny motherfucker. So even though the concept for "Douchebags: 24 Times a Second" will be familiar to anyone who ever saw Mystery Science Theatre 3000 -- go ahead, remind them about that; they love when people bring it up -- let us assure you that this is completely different. For one thing, the movies they slay are the kinds of movies you've already seen about a zillion times. For another, it happens at Zuzu (at least for one more night), so you can get really drunk. And for yet another, they're really, really fucking dirty. Tonight: TD and his partners Chris Briaotta (he writes for that Other Weekly) and Megan Dickerson will be punking The Lost Boys (from the myspace bulletin: "You can pretend otherwise, but we KNOW you thought it was the coolest sexiest thing on HBO until you were old enough for Bound.) It's free. Curtain at 10:30 pm. Later this summer they're moving to Brookline, which means you'll have to sneak the liquor in when they trash Dirty Dancing on August 19 at the Coolidge.