Fuck your iPod

Published Jun 22 2005, 12:11 PM by webteam

Aural pleasure.

I know, I know: you love your iPod. But did you really need to have sex with it, too? Giving new meaning to the phrase "plug in," a helpful toy going by the name Audi-Oh syncs to your mp3 player and vibrates in time with whatever you're listening to. (Our suspicion: Ying Yang's whisper song just got a whole lot more useful.) We were pretty sure this product was a joke, until the Brookline sex shop Grand Opening! emailed last week to say they're stocking them beginning next month. Note to blogger/DJ types: next time she says she was feelin' that mix? Draw your own conclusions:

Of course, Audi-Oh isn't the only computer-love stimulator out there. Hell, people have been fantasizing about an iBrator since the iMac days. (Watch one of the old iBrator demos here. Um, maybe not so safe for work?) But Audio-Oh does come with a snappy slogan. ("Sound in -- Pleasure Out": wait, wasn't that a DJ Assault track?) It's also more portable than, say, that old gamer-widow standby, the Trance Vibrator. And it frees you from clogging your USB ports with those unweildly laptop vibrators.

Here's a little something to get you warmed up:
DJ Assault, "Freaky Bitches" (mp3)
DJ Assault, "Slut Dat Hoe Out" (mp3)