It's been well over a month since Sheenageddon first detonated, and while our favorite winner's grotesque mania-fueled hijinks have perhaps lost a little of their luster, they show no sign of stopping. Two hours ago, Sheen rolled into town for his apparently sold-out "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option Tour" show at the Agganis Arena. And if you weren't one of the lucky few who will be attending this life-changing spectacle, feel free to console yourself with this little trip down memory lane:
Remember way back when Salem's own Coven of the Raven Moon used their occult powers to put a "binding" spell on Mr. Vatican Assassin Warlock himself (thus proving that, indeed, no cultural enclave remains safe from Sheen's influence)? Of course you do. But if you haven't already, you owe it to yourself to listen to this:
LISTEN: Salem warlocks discuss their Charlie Sheen hex on WFNX [MP3]
Last month, the two witches and one warlock from the Salem group joined Fletcher and Henry on WFNX, where they could be heard repeatedly intoning, "Come forth from the dark, Charlie Sheen..." in a pre-recorded clip made all the more hilarious by their unmistakable Northern Massachusetts accents. The group hoped their hex will help free Mr. Sheen from his addictions and whatever other evils hath recently caused him to besmirch their noble warlock name: Or, as they put it, would "cleah out his gahbage." Seems to have done not a damn thing ... but it's still amazing.
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