Today's best Dan Brown article

Okay, it was actually published a couple weeks ago. But Boston magazine's Francis Storrs does such a good job of telling Dan Brown's life story in Brown's own cheesy/compulsively readable voice that you really ought to take a look, in honor of the much-anticipated release today of The Lost Symbol. A quick sample:

Francis Storrs awoke slowly.

A digital alarm clock was buzzing in the darkness—an electronic, familiar buzz.

He fumbled to turn the clock off. Squinting in the morning gloom, he saw a copy of The Da Vinci Code splayed open on his bedcovers.

I must have fallen asleep!

Uncanny.