You won't find too many Hollywood action heroes continuing to kick ass when they're almost in their 70s. You'll find even fewer who would survive being fed into a meat grinder by murderous intergalactic scumdogs - actually, there's only one actor we can think of who fits that bill, and that's Danny Trejo. A few weeks back, we caught up with this career badass (and frequent Robert Rodriguez/Quentin Tarantino collaborator) at the Rock & Shock horror convention in Worcester.

Happy Cinco de Mayo, Arizona, this one's for you. And by "Happy Cinco de Mayo," of course, we mean "Get ready for a hearty can of whoop-ass opened up and served directly to your face with a giant blade." Just kidding. But seriously, not cool. That said, we have confirmation! Robert Rodriguez's much-anticipated Machete is indeed in production.