I gave Diablo 3 a grumpy review this week, which surprises even me, considering that right after I finished writing that review I went home and played Diablo 3 deep into the night. After having already spent a week of late nights playing the game in order to write the review, you'd think that I would celebrate having finished writing the piece by getting a full night of sleep - but no.

No one is playing Hunted: The Demon's Forge. No one has heard of Hunted: The Demon's Forge. It's a forgettable, poorly made co-op game that tries to put a Gears of War-inspired cover system in a fantasy RPG. I have nothing but pity for anyone who bought and played Hunted: The Demon's Forge.

I'm saying that I feel very sorry for myself for having bought and played Hunted: The Demon's Forge.

^{You know what would improve their co-op experience? 3-D glasses. (Or less kill-stealing.)}

Sony has just filed a patent that will help couch co-op players enjoy their gaming experiences way more. Co-Optimus tipped me off on this one:

The nature of a stereoscopic 3D television is such in that it produces two images at separate frequencies - one for each eye.

Phoenix video-game reviewer Mitch Krpata writes on his blog about the new Borderlands DLC, "Mad Moxxi's Underdome Riot." Personally, I'm more excited about the other DLC, "The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned," and plan to buy both in short order. Borderlands has been my favorite Christmas present, hands down. I have even started having dreams about completing quests, and while that may be unhealthy, I can't get myself to care.