"Inmates" for Deval: caught on tape!

Published Oct 23 2006, 01:22 PM by Adam Reilly

"Inmate" 1: Hey fag.

"Inmate" 2: Shut up, you pussy!

[Sounds of scuffling]

"Inmate" 1 [winded]: Dude, Healey's still getting her ass kicked by the black guy. Let's put on our fake prisoner outfits and make a ruckus in front of his house--and his campaign manager's!

"Inmate" 2: I don't know, man. I mean, we're not going to get Patrick or his campaign manager to vote for Healey. Plus, we might piss off their neighbors and make them vote for Patrick too. And what if things really backfire--like, if Patrick's campaign manager and his wife aren't home, and it's just their twelve-year-old kid in the house, and we scare him shitless, and the papers find out about it?

[Long pause]

"Inmate" 2: But fuck that shit, brutha! Let's roll!"