Boxing Day Special: In the Spirit of the Season, Some Slogans for Fred

    It’s apparent what the problem with the Fred Thompson campaign is: He hasn’t been able to come up with a slogan that encapsulates his unique approach to running for president. Clearly what he needs to do is take some traditional American slogans and adapt them. Here are five suggestions:

    -- It’s morning in America – but I’m not getting up until this afternoon.

    -- He slept us out of war.

    -- Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes – but take a couple of weeks off to think about it.

    -- I have a dream. In fact, I try to have as many as possible.

    -- Just do it -- though on second thought, why bother?