Doctor's orders! Grrr.

Here is the news:

1. Britney Spears came out of her hotel/ house.
2. Brad Pitt almost did jury duty. Oh.
3. Woody Allen doesn’t actually mention Lindsay once…
4. The show formerly know as Lauguna Beach: The Real Orange County will now be Newport Harbor: the real Orange County

Will the Los Angeles sheriffs, judges, and laywers kindly MAKE UP THEIR MINDS?

First Paris is in jail. Then she's sent home to do her time. Now they're sending her back to the slammer.

Please, just figure it out before the weekend is over. I don't want to hold up a wiffeball game just so I can check the blogz.