Best Week Ever calls it "the downfall of Western Civilization." For better or worse, we can't think of anything better.

Sure, it's just the Lindsay Lohan special — a cocktail tan, one part cancer-death ray, one part moxie-colored mist. And, for a cool $1300. But these are our kids.

In 20 some odd years, do we really want a bunch of strung-out, orange people running our orgies, and our country? Shit.

That douche actually popped the question. Gag.

US Weekly reports: Pratt purchased the diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone on Monday at Ice at Brentwood Gardens before presenting Montag with his bended-knee proposal, according to a source. An eyewitness at the store tells Us, "She was trying on tons of them and they looked really happy!"

On this gorgeous spring Tuesday, Slop Culture Photo Story Time brings you some new Hills-themed snaps. Today's completely candid shoot -- because what publicist in their right mind would allow their clients to look like such asshats -- features our favorite jerkface douche-bag, Spencer Pratt, and his boob-enhanced GF Heidi Montag

POW! In your face, evil paparazzo bully!

Hugh Grant is bloody genius. I love this guy… I really, really do. He’s gone and allegedly thrown a tub of baked beans at a nasty photog, as if Divine Brown wasn’t fun enough. The real sequence of events is here.

BUT... below is how one might imagine it took place on Hugh’s tidy doorstep: