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Ze Hills pre-view!

Zoot alors!

Zis pre-view looks so good! Ze drama! Ze passions! Ze trés big bows on ze back of ze purples coats!

And, ze FREEEENCH men! Trés mignon! (you know, very cute):

FRENCH MAN: "ZO WE ARE IN PARIS!"

LO-REN: "YAY!"

FRENCH MAN: "LO-REN AVE YOU SEEN ZE EIFFEL TOWAIR?"

LO-REN: "NOOOOOO!'

WHITNEY: "LO-REN, BRODY AS ZE NEW GAIRL-FRIEND. AND EET'S ONLY BEEN TWO DAYS!"

LO-REN: "NOOOOOO!"

AUDRINA: "LO-REN, YOU LEFT AND NOW I AM DATING ZE JUST-EEN BOBB-Y, AGAIN! AND ZE EIDI IS MY FRIEND!

LO-REN: "NOOOOOO!"

SPENCER'S SISTER: "LO-REN, I AM IN ZE FASH-YON CLASS WITH YOU!'

LO-REN: "NOOOOOO!"

BRODY: "LO-REN, WHAT IS YOUR PROB-LEM? I AM GOING HOME WITH ANOTHER CALIFORNIA GAIRL, ZIS NIGHT!"

LO-REN: "NOOOOOO! PUTAIN!"

As you can see, ze Lo-ren is trés upset, all ze time! Bravo for ze MTV!

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