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  • February 29, 2008
    By eldean


    NO!

    New 3-D fashion from Victor & Rolf. Hmm, no, I think.

    No, no way.

  • February 28, 2008
    By eldean


    Boo hoo, Web cam

    We blog to exist. This is the premise (blargh) of NBC's new Web-to-TV series Quarterlife, as pontificated by pale and dreary blogger/protagonist Dylan Kreiger (played by Bitsie Tulloch).

    Already, New York Magazine has written upwards of five articles about Quarterlife (from the co-creators of My So-Called Life).


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  • February 22, 2008
    By eldean

    Amazing, heart-breaking, heart-wrenching, Sex and the City Movie Trailer. (Aside from the cheap joke about Miranda's pubic hair.) Poor Miranda! If Steve cheats on her I will die, worse, I die and will never believe in true love between two TV-show characters again. OH, pools of sadness.

    Check out my mini ode to Sex-and-the-City designer Patricia Field below...



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  • February 21, 2008
    By eldean


    Normal.


    Yikes! What's that on her arm?

    Pics are from London premiere of ScarJo's film "The Other Boleyn Girl". ScarJo's tattoo could be fake. These are real.

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  • February 21, 2008
    By eldean
    Zoot alors!

    Zis pre-view looks so good! Ze drama! Ze passions! Ze trés big bows on ze back of ze purples coats!

    And, ze FREEEENCH men! Trés mignon! (you know, very cute):

    FRENCH MAN: "ZO WE ARE IN PARIS!"

    LO-REN: "YAY!"

    FRENCH MAN: "LO-REN AVE YOU SEEN ZE EIFFEL TOWAIR?"

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  • February 19, 2008
    By eldean


    Swoon

    The girls look smitten at the Berlin premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl, right before they sort of make out. It doesn't happen until the end of the Today Show clip above, but Johansson almost looks like she is going to topple out of her chair with %100 percent pure love for her petite, co-star Portman.


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  • February 19, 2008
    By webteam


    Heidi Montag admitted she sobbed herself to slumber after her atrocious musical video first debuted on La Internets. But Spencer Pratt's confidence in her talent must provide a wonderful sense of comfort and security. It's always nice to support your significant other in their botched endeavors toward stolen fame.

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  • February 19, 2008
    By eldean



    To be La Lohan

    Psh, I think it would be terrible. What a basket case, what a hooch, what a boooob. It’s really the latter the latest issue of New York Magazine is concerned with: Lindsay Lohan’s breasts. How are you today girls? Just checking in! Hello, breast one! Hello, breast two! It’s a nice day inside this pervy photo shoot, isn’t it?





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  • February 15, 2008
    By eldean


    There aren't quite twenty seven heads here. But hopefully you get the idea. (The hair is not photoshopped.)

    Ms. Biel has basically taken my heart and any semblance of a semblance of truest love and smashed it on the red carpet. She also bleached her hair, wtf!!?? So, when or if Justin proposes to her, expect a really wretched picture of her on here (she could be a totally cool, normalish girl) but I secretly hope she really stinks.

  • February 12, 2008
    By Sharon Steel


    All I can say is THANK GOD.

    April is so long to wait, but come spring, my beloved Upper East Side histronic-fest, Gossip Girl, will return to the idiot box! I really don't care about the Oscars. I really do care about whether Blair has been Juno-ed. Soon, all shall be revealed.

  • February 07, 2008
    By eldean

    Paris Hilton is hot, like little, throbbing, imaginary, pink hearts follow her around everywhere she goes.

    "You people are so hot! Harvard is so hot!" she said, as she accepted her award of Woman of the Year from Harvard’s Lampoon magazine yesterday.

    Lampoon’s editorial staff stood in the drizzle. Hilton fans pushed each other into puddles.

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  • February 04, 2008
    By Sharon Steel
    We've watched a lot of fucked-up shit in our day for "pop-culture education" purposes, but man, this Spencer Pratt-directed vid of Montag and her heaving bosom makes our teeth want to vomit. We don't know what's worse. "Body Language," which Montag and Pratt debuted on Ryan Seacret's show over the summer, or this horrifying joint, "Higher."

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