New 3-D fashion from Victor & Rolf. Hmm, no, I think. No, no way.
Boo hoo, Web cam
We blog to exist. This is the premise (blargh) of NBC's new Web-to-TV series Quarterlife, as pontificated by pale and dreary blogger/protagonist Dylan Kreiger (played by Bitsie Tulloch). Already, New York Magazine has written upwards of five articles about Quarterlife (from the co-creators of My So-Called Life).
Normal.Yikes! What's that on her arm?Pics are from London premiere of ScarJo's film "The Other Boleyn Girl". ScarJo's tattoo could be fake. These are real.
Zis pre-view looks so good! Ze drama! Ze passions! Ze trés big bows on ze back of ze purples coats!
And, ze FREEEENCH men! Trés mignon! (you know, very cute):
FRENCH MAN: "ZO WE ARE IN PARIS!"
FRENCH MAN: "LO-REN AVE YOU SEEN ZE EIFFEL TOWAIR?"
To be La Lohan…Psh, I think it would be terrible. What a basket case, what a hooch, what a boooob. It’s really the latter the latest issue of New York Magazine is concerned with: Lindsay Lohan’s breasts. How are you today girls? Just checking in! Hello, breast one! Hello, breast two! It’s a nice day inside this pervy photo shoot, isn’t it?
There aren't quite twenty seven heads here. But hopefully you get the idea. (The hair is not photoshopped.)
Ms. Biel has basically taken my heart and any semblance of a semblance of truest love and smashed it on the red carpet. She also bleached her hair, wtf!!?? So, when or if Justin proposes to her, expect a really wretched picture of her on here (she could be a totally cool, normalish girl) but I secretly hope she really stinks.
Paris Hilton is hot, like little, throbbing, imaginary, pink hearts follow her around everywhere she goes.
"You people are so hot! Harvard is so hot!" she said, as she accepted her award of Woman of the Year from Harvard’s Lampoon magazine yesterday.
Lampoon’s editorial staff stood in the drizzle. Hilton fans pushed each other into puddles.