The Identity of Gossip Girl, Revealed

Good afternoon, Upper East Siders... or, er, people who spend their free time procrastinating on the New York Daily News's Gatecrasher column. There's Gossip Girl related spoiler information after the XXL picture of the prettiest of pretties, Ms. Leighton Meester, who, in fact, I DO have a girl-crush on, yup get over it:

Bitch in Chanel

Anyway, so, the news? UPDATE: DO NOT READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE SPOILED. My coworker is very upset with me. Our blogging program doesn't have a "cut" or "jump" feature so this will have to do.

Turns out, at least, according to inside sources traumatized by the writer's strike, nobody knows how or when to make the big Who Is Gossip Girl reveal that you figured had to happen by the end of the first season.

Aparrently, Gossip Girl is none other than Serena's bro, Eric van der Woodsen!

Okay, so here's where things get sticky. First off, how the fug was Eric blogging about Serena's return to NYC when he was locked up in a psychiatric ward? And furthermore, how could Eric have the cajones to blog about Serena's fake baby, which actually wasn't her baby after all, but might be Blair's? That's just nasty. And sort of delicious. The writer's strike needs to end NOW. Please. Just like... buy each other coffee and talk about it, mmkuh?

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