As the txt world turns.
Yesterday, staff writers everywhere cried. BUT, no matter tears bursting through lacrimal glands like the pink sea that is pure, salty, pop culture flotsam… we still do not know, WE DON’T KNOW!, whether Britney Spears, GASP!, is IN FACT!, IN TRUTH!, IN TXT!, preggers or not.
Welcome to the first ever SLOP CULTURE CORNUCOPIA. 'Tis the season for Oprah, Paris Hilton sex tapes, and the Bachelor — which I would have live blogged had it NOT actually been THE MOST DRAMATIC ROSE CEREMONY EVER.
OprahO no. Caitlin already Phlogged about this… But! as a supplement to her post, here are the five worst/sorry excuses for favorite things on Oprah’s worst/sorry/sorry/sorry list of favorite things:
There are no words.
Slop Culture presents THE SEXIEST SLIDESHOW ALIVE. CLICK HERE! IT'S SEXY!
You know you are Royal Highness dreaminess when you can successfully voice a cartoon Lord in drag (see below). David Bowie's stint as LRH (Lord Royal Highness) on the one-hour SpongeBob SquarePants special this week drew the biggest ratings in the show's history. SUCH is the POWER of animated Psychedelic-folk-rock-glam-rock/Labyrinth superstars.
Regina Spektor rushed to hospital...
I don't want your elephants.
Is Paris Hilton saving binge-drinking elephants or not? YOU DECIDE.Slop AP can’t seem to get it straight. THE CORRECTIVE: GAUHATI, India - In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India.
Juicy Couture is planning a pet line... Juicy Crittoure. FIERCE.Watch as dogs in pink wigs hump each other and more. (It's towards the end, somewhere between advertisements for Pawfum, Coif Fur Conditioner, Shampooch, and Pawlish.)
Is it sick I think surfer dog is hot?