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  • September 28, 2007
    By eldean

    The "Just Britney" group art show opens tonight at the World of Wonder gallery in Hollywood.

    From what I've seen, it's explicit, whorey, and, sometimes, better than the real thing...

  • September 27, 2007
    By eldean


    What?

    The most exciting scene from last night’s premiere of ABC’s Private Practice was a c-section performed under acupuncture anesthesia — and even this was tedious, as newer, quirkier Addison Montgomery (Kate Walsh) couldn’t stifle her nervy monologue or her even nervier countdowns. When her surgeon’s knife finally drew blood from the pregnant teenager’s tummy, the mood was almost laughable (though, I assume, we weren’t supposed to laugh).


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  • September 25, 2007
    By eldean


    Not a joke. It looks like one... but it is not.

    Canterbury Institute, an addiction treatment center in New Jersey, unleashes its new ad campaign – and it's got fangs. Growl.

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  • September 24, 2007
    By Sharon Steel

    It just keeps getting worse.

    I miss the good old days.

  • September 17, 2007
    By webteam


    GRRR.

    Meanwhile... what happened to Ellen? It looks like she's channeling Elvira.

    Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl took home the Emmy for Best Supporting Actress last night. "S" word! While Ellen Pompeo took her curtains back their tassels. Eek.

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  • September 17, 2007
    By eldean


    Huh?... really... uh... okay... like... really... hmm... maybe... like... yeah... sort of ... oh my god... well... uh... yeah... that really sucks.

    The Lauren Conrad Collection for hussies is boring.

    Did she really have to design the dress to the far left? It looks like a beach towelette. The Rayon/Spandex line comes in four colors: Black, Navy Blue, Ivory, and Burgandy.




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  • September 12, 2007
    By Sharon Steel

    To build off Ellee's last entry, I'm inclined suggest that there might be a logical explanation for Britney having turned into what TMZ so politely deems a "slopwreck."

    Girl is tressed-out. Not like how you get when your entire day is ruined by your side-bang and nobody cares but you. I'm referring to pop princess 'tress.

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  • September 12, 2007
    By eldean

    As Entertainment Weekly hastily reviews Britney's four new tracks here and VH1 even hastilyier puts together Britney's Most Shocking Year Ever! here, I can't help but think: what if we still like her music?

    "Gimme More" sounds even eerier now, like an electro witchy-pop lament. And, well, I like it

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  • September 11, 2007
    By eldean


    Pow! Ha ha ha!


    Tommy Lee posted his official unapology on his Web site. Below, I copied the unapology in it's entirety and bolded the key points like Rock Star Mad Libs (though, I was tempted to bold the whole thing):

    "Yeah!! .....here I am minding my own biz having a great time with my friend Criss Angel (magician) and watching the MTV awards in the front row saying hello to all my friends.



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  • September 10, 2007
    By Sharon Steel

    I don't want to talk about it.

  • September 07, 2007
    By eldean


    And then they kissed... muah-awa-awa

    A follow up on our recent 50-Cent-vs.-Kanye-West Phlog post: they make out for the cover of Rolling Stone.

    The price of fame looks steamy, at least.



  • September 07, 2007
    By eldean


    Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your punch line.

    Thank you, Britain's Q Magazine. You've really got a way with wayward stars.

    We were going to compile a list of the top ten Avril Lavigne non-wisdoms in your cute little "Ten Commandments." But the commandments are already so half-witted, we'll let them blabber for themselves: HERE



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  • September 04, 2007
    By eldean

    MTV is doing away with unscripts.

    …Not entirely, of course. But in the midst of The Hills mayhem (in a little blurb in the bottom left-hand corner of the screen), MTV has posted the trailer for Kaya, an actual scripted series starring Danielle Savre (Heroes, Boogeyman 2 [blargh]). The show will be the first of its kind in 5 years — the last non-reality MTV show we can remember is Undressed (and no matter Adam Brody and GLAAD awards, Undressed’s awkwardly acted vignettes did little for characters or plotlines).

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