Your rap lifted me high-er!
Phoenix staffers weigh in on the new Heidi Montag/Spencer Pratt song "Body Language":
“Ugh, I cannot stand the whole ‘let’s take a bad singer and make her a pop star by layer/distorting/computerizing her voice to the point where it barely even exists’ thing. But the beat’s ok – definitely not as bad a song as you’d think it would be.
The way we were.
The Hills pretty much delivered. Most shocking of all: everything promised in the trailer for the premiere actually happened. And not only did it happen, it happened in all its eery, depressant, otherworldly Hills-like way — the only downfall being that Audrina was there, too.
Doctor's orders! Grrr.
Here is the news:
Is that even possible? Yes. Britney Spears' cousin/ex-assistant Alli Sims wants to be famous. On her new Web site, there are three photos of Sims dressed like Barbie/Britney/a hooch, two links to Britney Spears fansites (like breathheavy.com), and ONE recorded track of Sims singing "On My Very Own" from Les Mis that is very bad and, according to her biography, from her favorite performance in the Junior Miss Georgia Pageant show.