Is anyone watching this shizz?
...Probably not.
But to pull a quote from ABC’s Ex Wives Club Web site, “How do you mend a broken heart? By getting angry, getting even and getting over it!”
Currently, on the mend myself — having suffered serious symptoms of Bachelor withdraw (e-stalking, etc.) — Ex Wives Club is helping me to “get over it!” With its weepy, snaggle-toothed divorcés/divorcées, and band of celebrity exes (Angie Everhart, Shar Jackson, and Marla Maples), it’s like the Bachelor, Extreme Makeover, and The View all-in-one-hour. Shar Jackson plays Barbara Walters… keeping the peace, with pedicures, porcelain veneers, and staged demolitions — ex’s cars are thrown from cargo planes, and trucks are dropped by cranes, repeatedly, until gasoline bleeds from their sides. Such is “getting angry” and “getting even," or so claims life coach and author Debbie Ford (Spiritual Divorce: Divorce as a Catalyst for an Extraordinary Life), who runs a One-Flew-Over-the-Cuckoo's-Nest-like retreat — where the patients are blindfolded and made to scream, and throw punches in the air.
Such is rehab, now-a-days.
And, in the meantime, that's where I'll be... until I post about Age of Love! OMFreakingG!
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