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  • June 29, 2007
    By eldean


    What I learned from watching the premiere of Hey Paula last night on Bravo is: being Paula Abdul is really hard. No, really.

    By the end of three hours of Paula, I was as emotionally and physically ramshackle as a has-been Pop-R&B singer souped-up on, let’s see, Enbrel. My dogs chewed my diamond jewelry, my assistants only packed hot-pants, and I can’t — I just can’t, TEAR — wear hot-pants on the plane to QVC.


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  • June 21, 2007
    By eldean


    Ay caramba.

    A full length video of the premiere NBC's Age of Love is finally online.

    Below are all of the great things critics are saying about it:

    "This season marks the summer of hot cougar love.” -- Alessandra Stanley, The New York Times

    "Cows put up a more dignified struggle at the meat packing plant.






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  • June 12, 2007
    By eldean


    Who's crazy now, biitches!?

    Is anyone watching this shizz?

    ...Probably not.

    But to pull a quote from ABC’s Ex Wives Club Web site, “How do you mend a broken heart? By getting angry, getting even and getting over it!”

    Currently, on the mend myself — having suffered serious symptoms of Bachelor withdraw (e-stalking, etc.


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  • June 08, 2007
    By Sharon Steel


    Will the Los Angeles sheriffs, judges, and laywers kindly MAKE UP THEIR MINDS?

    First Paris is in jail. Then she's sent home to do her time. Now they're sending her back to the slammer.

    Please, just figure it out before the weekend is over. I don't want to hold up a wiffeball game just so I can check the blogz.


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  • June 08, 2007
    By eldean


    We hate to see you go, but we love to watch Grey's, anyway

    Goodbye Isaiah Washington... we will miss your open-hearted soliloquies. And your fine dance moves. ABC and Washington's rep have confirmed the star will not be returning to Grey's Anatomy in the fall.

    Washington had this to say about the decision: "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore."


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  • June 04, 2007
    By eldean


    Ass and army

    The Army has its code. The wives have their own. So ominously reads the online trailer for the new Lifetime original series Army Wives — which premiered last night in a blaze of soap-operaish glory on the veteran women’s channel.

    Enter Army-wife-to-be Roxy LeBlanc’s (Sally Pressman) ASS in a tight pair of star-studded jeans.


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  • June 01, 2007
    By eldean


    Uh, duh...

    USA Network has bombarded the airwaves…. for months now… with sappy commercials starring siren Debra Messing — blubbering to the tune of Kelly Clarkson’s “Breakaway.” Last night, Messing — dressed like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz in drag — finally spread her wings in the two-hour premiere of USA’s The Starter Wife


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