Best Week Ever calls it "the downfall of Western Civilization." For better or worse, we can't think of anything better.Sure, it's just the Lindsay Lohan special — a cocktail tan, one part cancer-death ray, one part moxie-colored mist. And, for a cool $1300. But these are our kids.
In 20 some odd years, do we really want a bunch of strung-out, orange people running our orgies, and our country? Shit.
That douche actually popped the question. Gag.
US Weekly reports: Pratt purchased the diamond-encrusted platinum band with a pink stone on Monday at Ice at Brentwood Gardens before presenting Montag with his bended-knee proposal, according to a source. An eyewitness at the store tells Us, "She was trying on tons of them and they looked really happy!"
The men behind Human Giant, MTV's first prime-time sketch comedy show since The State (where the fuck are those DVDs, incidentally?) are set to take over the network (and MTV2) for a full 24 hours starting today at noon. They say they've been given authority to show whatever they want, including The State, Beavis and Butt-Head, Remote Control, etc.
That's the fucking weas-el.
Pauly Shore at Capt'n Brien's, Marco Island FL, May 11, 2007...Pauly Shore came running out of the light of a fish shanty kitchen — and when Pauly ran, a badly sunburnt sellout crowd at Capt’n Brien’s cheered. Before he took the wooden stage, for a Friday night comedy routine, Pauly stopped and put a hand on my shoulder like, maybe, I was his friend.
Breaking Free: Efron, Hudgens
Aww. Finally, Zac Ephron and Vanessa Hudgens, the comely stars of Disney's High School Musical, admit to being a couple.Just Jared reports that Vanessa's new music video "Say Ok," which features her bf, doubles as their "coming out." Cuteness.
On this gorgeous spring Tuesday, Slop Culture Photo Story Time brings you some new Hills-themed snaps. Today's completely candid shoot -- because what publicist in their right mind would allow their clients to look like such asshats -- features our favorite jerkface douche-bag, Spencer Pratt, and his boob-enhanced GF Heidi Montag
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. There are so many high-rolling socialites out there these days, nobody really seems to care about Paris Hilton that much. Nevertheless, I feel it's my personal duty to tell you that Ms. Hilton is now going where Lil' Kim, Martha Stewart, and the Girls Gone Wild dude have gone before.
Not sure what you're going to wear to Prom this year? Maybe Teen Vogue's ideas seemed a bit stale? Well, here are some new sources of inspiration, though it's doubtful they'll be landing on the pages of a fashion glossy anytime soon -- despite the amazing execution. Nina Garcia would be proud. Fashionista, where you at?