Fuck you, America! My middle finger is sooo cute!
Some dirty naked stuff surfaced on the Web recently — and American Idol semi-finalist Antonella Barba is in it. The 20 year-old Catholic University of America undergrad is a hooch, like those Hit-Me-Baby-One-More-Time school girls. (In one pic, Barba squats on a basketball, just like Britney, aw.
Tonight, the O.C. ends.
Boo hoo, you're dead now, anyway!
But who cares about that? — The Agency premiered on VH1 this week. And, dude, it’s better than crying over spilt pop-culture references and Californian teenagers.
Like other runway reality series before it — America’s Next Top Model, Project Runway, and 8th and Ocean — The Agency is actually pretty good in a don’t-eat-that-beeyatch! kind of way.
If you only have about five minutes of InterWeb distraction time today, I urge you to click over to Details magazine's site and skim through Master of Celebrity, David Amsden's profile on Brody Jenner. There's some majorly incriminating stuff in here that simply reaffirms to me what an ignorant starfucker this reality golden boy is.
And we called it.
What the eff?
From the neck up, Jodie Sweetin looks about 15. Let's not even talk about from the neck down. This is STEPHANIE TANNER with major cleave, and that's just fucked up. (Though we are happy to learn that J-Sweet has kicked the meth addiction). By contrast, Laguna terror/star Jason W. appears to be pushing about 55 years of age here.
Budwiser’s dog commercial was good—and nobody made a fool of themselves, Jessica Simpson, Sheryl Crow, K-Fed, and Chevy celebrity ensemble