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  • February 26, 2007
    By eldean


    Fuck you, America! My middle finger is sooo cute!

    Some dirty naked stuff surfaced on the Web recently — and American Idol semi-finalist Antonella Barba is in it. The 20 year-old Catholic University of America undergrad is a hooch, like those Hit-Me-Baby-One-More-Time school girls. (In one pic, Barba squats on a basketball, just like Britney, aw.




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  • February 22, 2007
    By eldean

    Tonight, the O.C. ends.


    Boo hoo, you're dead now, anyway!

    But who cares about that? — The Agency premiered on VH1 this week. And, dude, it’s better than crying over spilt pop-culture references and Californian teenagers.

    Like other runway reality series before it — America’s Next Top Model, Project Runway, and 8th and OceanThe Agency is actually pretty good in a don’t-eat-that-beeyatch! kind of way.








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  • February 22, 2007
    By Ryan Stewart
    In two years, Conan O'Brien will be making the jump to 11:35 to replace Jay Leno as the host of The Tonight Show. And that's a good thing. We like Conan - his skits are consistently funny and he does a good job of establishing a rapport with his guests, including the ones the publicity machine forcefeeds him. Sure, maybe he runs the occasional joke into the ground - see last year's President of Finland business for an example - but, for the most part, he's the best thing going on late-night television.

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  • February 21, 2007
    By Sharon Steel

    If you only have about five minutes of InterWeb distraction time today, I urge you to click over to Details magazine's site and skim through Master of Celebrity, David Amsden's profile on Brody Jenner. There's some majorly incriminating stuff in here that simply reaffirms to me what an ignorant starfucker this reality golden boy is.

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  • February 20, 2007
    By eldean
  • February 15, 2007
    By Ryan Stewart
    In hopes of serving as the right-wing response to The Daily Show, Fox News will be premiering The Half-Hour News Hour, a comedy newscast with a right-wing bent. It's created by Joel Surnow, the same mind behind 24. Of course, the best way to sell any show is by getting Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter to do a promo, introduced by Sean Hannity:




  • February 12, 2007
    By Sharon Steel

    What the eff?

    From the neck up, Jodie Sweetin looks about 15. Let's not even talk about from the neck down. This is STEPHANIE TANNER with major cleave, and that's just fucked up. (Though we are happy to learn that J-Sweet has kicked the meth addiction). By contrast, Laguna terror/star Jason W. appears to be pushing about 55 years of age here.

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  • February 08, 2007
    By eldean
    Dirty muts are more entertaining than celebrities—this, our conclusion, after hours spent watching and SUPERVOTING for '07's best Super Bowl commercials. (What was Sheryl Crow thinking?)

    Budwiser’s dog commercial was good—and nobody made a fool of themselves, Jessica Simpson, Sheryl Crow, K-Fed, and Chevy celebrity ensemble

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  • February 01, 2007
    By Ryan Stewart
    Over the course of the day, we went from thinking the whole Mooninites thing was ridiculous, to funny, to boring, to, finally, annoying. So we want to talk about something else, if we could.



    Tonight on Comedy Central is the premiere of The Sarah Silverman Program. We wanted to do an essay about Miss Silverman, but then we realized that Jon Garelick already covered that territory



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  • February 01, 2007
    By Ryan Stewart
    So the two suspects in the viral marketing scheme gone awry were arraigned and spoke to the press, but they were advised not to discuss the case, instead only speaking about hair. We've got video.


  • February 01, 2007
    By Ryan Stewart


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