This could be you.
Like any good American Idol fan, you wait until it comes down to the top two contestants to care. Yahoo’s My Grammy Moment is down to the top five—but it’s way better than Idol because the winner gets to perform live with JT, sigh. And these finalists sing En Vogue ditties together.
Warning: there are a lot Alicia Keys channelings—four out of the top five contestants sing Keys in original auditions—which is why it’s only worth it to watch the third round (unless you want to see NegroJedi sing “Cry Me A River,” without ever actually singing the chorus).
Third auditions sample songs from Mariah Carey, Faith Hill, Alisha Keys, again, and Whitney Houston. The Whitney Houston girl should really win it all.
While I would like to see a Mariah Carey type shaking it off next to JT, Whitney Houston types are due for their comeback. Mariah already had hers.