NO VIRGINS: Aaron Carter and Kari Ann Peniche
MTV’s newest alt-reality show “Engaged and Underage” premiers tonight at 9:30 p.m. on the station that formerly played music videos. The first episode follows two 21-year old virgins to the alter—after said virgin, David, proposes to said virgin, Lauren, on Spring break (presumably when David hears that Spring Break is where young people—a/k/a not-virgins—usually get laid, aw). The show promises drama, tension, comedy and angry folks shouting “You’re just 19!”
Celebrities who should watch this show, in no particular order: Brandy, Aaron Carter, Macaulay Culkin, Kobe Bryant, Paris Hilton, and Britney Spears.