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  • October 31, 2006
    By Ryan Stewart


    On tonight's episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, the show that in the past has done gimmicks like an all-claymation show and a show with an audience full of 9-year-olds, everyone will be a skeleton - the band, the guests, the audience. The show was taped a while back and then redone with the digital skeletons.

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  • October 31, 2006
    By Ryan Stewart
    While you were preparing your Steve Irwin costume for tonight, Bob Barker was busy telling the Associated Press he'll be retiring next year. Good for him, we say.


    "Get your pet spayed or neutered"
  • October 30, 2006
    By Ryan Stewart
    Apparently you can't have too many movies based on the same video game. Variety is reporting that Street Fighter, previously adapted into a terrible 1994 film starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Ming-Na, Kylie Minogue (seriously,) Wes Studi, and, in his final film role, Raul Julia, is being adapted into another movie, this one written by someone who's currently working on a Voltron movie

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  • October 27, 2006
    By Ryan Stewart


    Chuck Norris, about whom you may have heard some things, has launched a conservative, hardcore Christian column on WorldNetDaily. In the inaugural edition, he addresses some of the Chuck Norris Facts, and takes issue with quite a few:

    Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution.



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  • October 24, 2006
    By webteam

    Just because it's local, doesn't mean it's good. Here's two bald guys trying to make sense of Game six of the 1986 World Series, placing the blame on Calvin Schiraldi in a conspiracy theory rant.

  • October 19, 2006
    By Ryan Stewart

    Oh, so this what pure and unadulterated joy feels like.

    Our top three looks from Jeffrey's show. I want that party dress and those skinny jeans in my life asap. And blah blah re: all this nonsense about the PJ producers having to pick someone with a good story. He is a recovering alcoholic and loves his son.

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  • October 14, 2006
    By webteam

    This is so asinine it hurts. Zucker, the man behind Naked Gun, whipped up this ditty for the GOP. Now the GOP is backing off, and just happy for the the thing to go viral. So yes, once again, we are part of the problem. Is this Rove's October surprise?

  • October 12, 2006
    By webteam

    Adam Gadahn went from a guy who would you'd see at Bunratty's to a hipster you would see at to Great Scott's. He is the first American to be charged with treason since WWII. And he still can't grow a decent beard.

  • October 10, 2006
    By Ryan Stewart
    You wouldn't be able to keep a straight face either if you just made 1.6 billion dollars.


  • October 09, 2006
    By webteam

    These are the two most viewed photos on Yahoo today. The photo below, of Kim Jong "license to" il, clocks in at five. He only set off an atomic bomb over the weekend and may end all life as we know it. But hey, at least the guy looks like he eats a Snickers once in a while.

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  • October 05, 2006
    By webteam

    With artielangedeathwatch.com no longer updating (the site's explanation: "While this started out as a goof, as Artie's life falls apart, it becomes less funny."), Slop Culture will pick up the mantel. As of today, he's still not dead.

    "When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."



  • October 03, 2006
    By webteam

    The videotape unearthed by the Sunday Times showing two of the Sept. 11 hijackers smiling for a camera, offers clues to the motivations of the hijackers.

    It appears that Mohamed Atta could not grow a real beard. Seriously, what a shitty, shitty, Allston-Brighton Hipster beard this assface was sporting.

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  • October 02, 2006
    By webteam

    As Manchester City is the official sister team of the Red Sox (their rival is the hated Manchester United, a club in bed with the Yankees), we'd like to show you Joey Barton mooning the fans at Everton in last Saturday's game. Also, check out Micah Richards' game-tying volley in the 94th minute.

  • October 02, 2006
    By webteam

    Peanut Butter and Jelly. Bert and Ernie. Alcohol and television. They all go great together, and they all take the pain away. But how do you know when to drink and when not to? Most people go all willy-nilly, drinking their 40s at the most inoportune times. If only there was a guide to tell people when to drink while watching TV.

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