Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution.
Just because it's local, doesn't mean it's good. Here's two bald guys trying to make sense of Game six of the 1986 World Series, placing the blame on Calvin Schiraldi in a conspiracy theory rant.
Oh, so this what pure and unadulterated joy feels like.
Our top three looks from Jeffrey's show. I want that party dress and those skinny jeans in my life asap. And blah blah re: all this nonsense about the PJ producers having to pick someone with a good story. He is a recovering alcoholic and loves his son.
This is so asinine it hurts. Zucker, the man behind Naked Gun, whipped up this ditty for the GOP. Now the GOP is backing off, and just happy for the the thing to go viral. So yes, once again, we are part of the problem. Is this Rove's October surprise?
Adam Gadahn went from a guy who would you'd see at Bunratty's to a hipster you would see at to Great Scott's. He is the first American to be charged with treason since WWII. And he still can't grow a decent beard.
These are the two most viewed photos on Yahoo today. The photo below, of Kim Jong "license to" il, clocks in at five. He only set off an atomic bomb over the weekend and may end all life as we know it. But hey, at least the guy looks like he eats a Snickers once in a while.
With artielangedeathwatch.com no longer updating (the site's explanation: "While this started out as a goof, as Artie's life falls apart, it becomes less funny."), Slop Culture will pick up the mantel. As of today, he's still not dead.
"When I black out, it's the happiest time of my life."
The videotape unearthed by the Sunday Times showing two of the Sept. 11 hijackers smiling for a camera, offers clues to the motivations of the hijackers.
It appears that Mohamed Atta could not grow a real beard. Seriously, what a shitty, shitty, Allston-Brighton Hipster beard this assface was sporting.
As Manchester City is the official sister team of the Red Sox (their rival is the hated Manchester United, a club in bed with the Yankees), we'd like to show you Joey Barton mooning the fans at Everton in last Saturday's game. Also, check out Micah Richards' game-tying volley in the 94th minute.
Peanut Butter and Jelly. Bert and Ernie. Alcohol and television. They all go great together, and they all take the pain away. But how do you know when to drink and when not to? Most people go all willy-nilly, drinking their 40s at the most inoportune times. If only there was a guide to tell people when to drink while watching TV.?xml:namespace>