You know things are bad when Michael Irvin is being interviewed to talk about your problems. In honor of the first high profile death-by-pills unsuccesful suicide exploited by a basic cable channel since Kurt Cobain's Rome dress rehearsal, we are going to start the over under on his next endorsment (30 days), his next suicide attempt (3 months), and his impending book of poetry and life affirmations (6 months; optioned in a year).
The new Buffalo Sabres jerseys, unveiled on Monday night, look like shit.
"These look like shit," said Sabre fan Tim Moscato. "As if the town hasn't suffered enough. Now we are wearing Pittsburgh Penguin colors. And what's with the fuckin' logo. Is that a slug?"
And so ends our version of the Brushback Report.