We got a great package at the Slop Culture offices today from the good folks at McCormick. You know McCormick, makers of fine glazes and marinades. Well, they have a new product. A product with a name concocted by a marketing team that has not seen a movie, watched television, or listened to the radio since 1997.
This came very close to running in this week's Phoenix (We actually did a Google news search to see if he was dead). Then Taibbi came swooping in with tales of Iraqi brothels and filed a gem (which you'll have to wait till wed. to read). meanwhile, check out badjocks. com for the pics.
The Sports Blotter: Special AWOL edition
Details to come. But word on the street is the last 8 episodes of the Sopranos are shaping up to feature a war to end all wars between the New Jersey family and the boys of engine 19 of Dartford New Hampshire.
Tall stack or short stack -- it doesn't matter. Tony will be getting his ass handed to him once Johnny Cakes takes a trip down to Jersey.
Thanks Senor Bush.
That was the sarcastic remark of millions of TiVo users last night when they realized that the finale of How I Met Your Mother, which they all dutifully programmed in to be recorded, was pushed back. It it's stead, millions (ok, maybe 100,000) got the King of Queens instead. TiVo needs to be working on this problem asap.
There is a good reason they call these ceremonies "commencement exercises." Graduation is not the end; it's the beginning. ~Orrin Hatch
Thanks, shithead. We learned that in elementary school, when we had the fifth grade commencement ceremony. Then in middle school, for the 8th grade commencement ceremony. Then in high school.