Kama Sutra and Heroin Puppies

Two of the biggest stories circulating the web today are the sick drug-dealing fucks who surgically implanted bags of Heroin into puppies to sneak them across the border and the sick hacker-fucks whose Kama Sutra web worm will be sprung tomorrow.

First the worm: If you get an email with a subject line "the best videoclip ever," "give me a kiss," or "school girl fantasies gone bad," you might not want to open it. Even if it comes from Adam in accounting. I know he's sent you some really great video clips in the past. I know his school girl fantasies are usually top notch. Just refrain for the next few days. If you do open it and the attachment, it could wipe out Microsoft office documents on your company's server and send itself out to all the email addresses on your computer (even to the ex-girlfriend you drunk-googled last fall).

As for the puppies, 10 little labs were rescued from a vet clinic in Columbia as hundreds of thousands of dollars' worth of heroin was being surgically implanted into their stomachs. 10 Colombians were arrested, and three of the puppies died.

Now for the punishment. Give me your comments as to what you'd like to see happen to these puppy molesters:

1. That thing they did to Mel Gibson at the end of Braveheart.
2. Produce Kevin Federline's next single.
2. Fisted by Ann Coulter
3. Listen to Ann Coulter