Daddy, pay attention to me: Ann Coulter

"We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee," said Ann Coulter when discussing abortion at Philander Smith College on Thursday. "That's just a joke, for you in the media." And Slop Culture is eating up that poison with a spoon. This story is being passed around the Internet like nude pics of Lindsay Lohan or stories of Fred Savage going to a gay bar. But the best part of this "outrage!" concerning America's anorexic Eva Braun is that she was speaking at the "Bless the Mic: A Hip-Hop President's Lecture." From the Philander Smith college website: "These lectures also serve as an opportunity to hopefully expose the institution to a segment of the community that may have never interacted with the institution." No shit.

The "president" in question is 38-year-old Dr. Walter M. Kimbrough, who on his blog signs off as  "The Prez." He has yet to blog on Coulter's appearance, but if this story has any pale, boney legs, you'll be hearing from him shortly.