In honor of all things boob-related happening this week (see below), Slop Culture presents photo story boob-related time:
I want to forgive you, boobs, for being so small. And the I want to forget you and take it all off anyway! ...Jason could probably hang this in his Jail cell. Who's thinner now, Heidi?
I get it. People Grow Up. It can sometimes feel very drastic and unsettling, though. Especially with Katie Holmes. And especially when you see her grow up on a show like Dawson's Creek, which you watch religiously even after the first season which was the only good season, because the music tells you how to feel and the romance stuff, albiet cheesy, is pretty firey, and sad-sack Dawson and PO'd about life Joey sort of remind you of yourself and your boy BFF in high school, but not really, because you never went out, and you didn't like him like that, anyway.
Happy 26th birthday. You're not the dumbest!
Dear Britney,Happy birthday. You're not number one.Love,New York Daily News
As the txt world turns.
Yesterday, staff writers everywhere cried. BUT, no matter tears bursting through lacrimal glands like the pink sea that is pure, salty, pop culture flotsam… we still do not know, WE DON’T KNOW!, whether Britney Spears, GASP!, is IN FACT!, IN TRUTH!, IN TXT!, preggers or not.
Welcome to the first ever SLOP CULTURE CORNUCOPIA. 'Tis the season for Oprah, Paris Hilton sex tapes, and the Bachelor — which I would have live blogged had it NOT actually been THE MOST DRAMATIC ROSE CEREMONY EVER.
OprahO no. Caitlin already Phlogged about this… But! as a supplement to her post, here are the five worst/sorry excuses for favorite things on Oprah’s worst/sorry/sorry/sorry list of favorite things:
There are no words.
Slop Culture presents THE SEXIEST SLIDESHOW ALIVE. CLICK HERE! IT'S SEXY!
You know you are Royal Highness dreaminess when you can successfully voice a cartoon Lord in drag (see below). David Bowie's stint as LRH (Lord Royal Highness) on the one-hour SpongeBob SquarePants special this week drew the biggest ratings in the show's history. SUCH is the POWER of animated Psychedelic-folk-rock-glam-rock/Labyrinth superstars.
Regina Spektor rushed to hospital...
I don't want your elephants.
Is Paris Hilton saving binge-drinking elephants or not? YOU DECIDE.Slop AP can’t seem to get it straight. THE CORRECTIVE: GAUHATI, India - In a Nov. 13 story, The Associated Press incorrectly reported that Paris Hilton was praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India.
Juicy Couture is planning a pet line... Juicy Crittoure. FIERCE.Watch as dogs in pink wigs hump each other and more. (It's towards the end, somewhere between advertisements for Pawfum, Coif Fur Conditioner, Shampooch, and Pawlish.)
Is it sick I think surfer dog is hot?
What follows is a not really at all edited email exchange between two members of the Slop Culture crew after listening to Britney's latest. Er. Deal with it?
Ellee: PSSSH, WHO’S RADIOHEAD?
Sharon: Agreed, for the moment, at least. This is a party record and I’m MORE EXCITED ABOUT IT than Radiohead. May the world JUDGE ME.
Don't put me in there.
Samatha Who cares? I do, a little. Christina Applegate is hard not to like, concussed and cuuute in her hospital gown and curls. She wakes from her Sleeping Cutie slumber with pursed lips and retrograde amnesia. “Who are you?” She coos to her estranged parents. And that’s when the premise of the pilot is revealed: nobody gets it! Pooor, amnestic Samantha.