Paris Hilton is hot, like little, throbbing, imaginary, pink hearts follow her around everywhere she goes.
"You people are so hot! Harvard is so hot!" she said, as she accepted her award of Woman of the Year from Harvard’s Lampoon magazine yesterday.
Lampoon’s editorial staff stood in the drizzle. Hilton fans pushed each other into puddles.
Come on, y'all
It's not everyday I would blog this BUT... Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson's Blonde Ambition lackluster has been leaked online. (It's rather slow in the Web department today.) The film's stats: opened in eight theatres in Texas, grossed $1332 in three days... SO, only 6 people paid to see it in each of the 8 theatres. Somehow, this is not a record.
How to photoshop Slop Culture’s favorite celebs into the season’s top 10 blockbuster movies:
10. Shave Publicly: The Britney Spears Story. This piece says, “Why bother seeing the film? Pink is the New Blog is the real thing, bitch.” A no brainer. Ha ha ha.9. Here, I took a risk, choosing to depict the Spears mother-daughter trio and spawn, rather than Jamie Lynne and her baby daddy in the already much circulated Ellen Page/Micheal Cera still.
Let them eat babies!
It's all over the news.
OOOH LA LA
The trailer for Sex and the City: The Movie arrives... and I've watched it so much I almost forgot to blog... [insert french/NYC accent here] I love it!
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I'm trying to decide what's more exciting: this clip, the Backstreet Boys reunion performance, yesterday — for 30 or so people at Boston Billiards— or the slight, somewhat unbelievable, chance that Britney Spears's Piece of Me video will debut tonight on 20/20.... Welcome to my/the/ bizarro/f-ed up world. Like, what?
The Hills finale is tonight. And even famous people watch it. (Well, Mila Kunis isn't that famous. But who can forget James Franco as Justin Bobby in a very bad wig?)