Ok, is it just us, or is the fact that Justin 'Lesbian Face' Bieber's mom is publicly weighing in on her son's sexual activity (or lack thereof) sort of creepy? It kind of smacks of the time that Jessica Simpson's creepo father cum manager talked candidly about his daughter's lady lumps, saying, and you can't make this sort of pervy verbiage up, "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up," and then proceeded to wax poetic about said breasts' virtues.