(Beware vegetarians, you will probably cry from this)

Not only have the stupid mud-bathing brats ruined my perfect beach-front vacation with my hubby who just got back from Iraq (and who planned a vowal renewal on the beach since he was deployed during our one-year-anniversary), but these silly coughing swines are killing Mexicans and getting little kids sick across the nation (not to mention freaking the world out in the process).