Church of the Absurd

Hey, you there. Are you fat? Unimaginative? Aggressively tacky? Maybe you're just plain awful. All of the above? Are you looking to get hitched to someone with similar attributes? Then has Pizza Hut got the Valentine's Day promo for you!

Just when we thought that the world had run out of cheesy (GET IT?!) proposal stunts for terrible people who love other terrible people, there's this