Well, this brings a whole new meaning to the term fruit juice. Libertarian
"paranoia porn" mongering radio host Alex Jones, who is not crazy at
all, not one bit, knows where gay people come from. And it's not from
Lady GaGa's sparkly, prosthetic lady-parts. Ahem. No, gay people, says
Jones, come from juice boxes.
We've long been able to depend on Mel Gibson for his thoughtful insights
into the world. He always seems to know what's what, whether he's
decrying an entire religion or dispensing wisdom about a woman's wifely
duties, damn it. Give him a soapbox and Mel will know what to do with
it. And the tainted fruit doesn't fall far from the tree of good and evil, apparently.