Today's the last chance to hit the Jimmy Fund Scooper Bowl. And if you're gonna do it right, these are the rules:

1. This is a war zone. Don’t bring strollers into it.

2. It’s a sprint AND a marathon. Six-cup sissies stay home. Leave more space for the heavy hitters.

3. It’s okay to use the coupon for a charity event; they created it to use (text SCOOP to 22122 for $1 off admission).