Unlike our fashion-savvy friends over at Stuff, we here at the Phoenix
are sort of....clueless. We don't know our Gucci from our Pucci from our
Susan Lucci, is what we're saying. But that doesn't stop us from
straddling our high horses and judging, judging, judging right along
with our tastemaking peers.
Parading three naked young girls painted to look like animals hunted and tortured for their fur isn't the craziest thing PETA has ever done by far. No, no. Remember when they wanted to outlaw Groundhog Day because Punxsutawney Phil was being denied worker's comp or something? And then they tried to make Thanksgiving seem sinister