"[P]eople think that I live in this Bavarian castle and sleep upside
down in the fucking rafters, and fly around the gantry every night,"
Ozzy Osbourne told Phoenix editor Lance Gould over the phone a
few days ago. Instead, judging from their little tête-à-tête last week
about Osbourne's latest autobiography, I Am Ozzy (written
with an assist from journalist Chris Ayres), he might have more in
common with Frank McCourt and Monty Python than Count Dracula.