Diet Coke, as anyone wearing a sweatband and chugging the
latest protein shake (packed with more additives than you can count) will
reluctantly admit, is packed with aspartame.
Oof, tough luck, Modernista -- getting dumped by Cadillac
must hurt like hell. While you're wallowing in post-breakup misery,
ruminating on the fickle nature of the ad biz, perhaps this 1966 speech
by voice artist extraordinaire Mel Blanc,
entitled "Mel Blanc Takes A Humorous Look At Commercials: Past, Present
and Future (Who The Hell Is Mel Blanc?)," will cheer you up.