Today be nationwide "Talk Like a Seafarin' hearty Tide." A tide when
sea dogs an' land lubbers from yer mailman t' yer pervy neighbor Bob t'
th' chick in th' next cubicle o'er gets a chance t' slap on a
theoretical eye patch an' peg leg an' get the'r Smee on. That,
my land-lubbing friends, is how a real life pirate (according to