If there's one thing everyone can take away from this it's that you should always, always
be sure your dingle-dangle is clean before using it. Nobody likes a
grubby dingle-dangle. Yep, we're talking about dicks. But
Thanksgiving isn't about the male genitalia, not really, it's about
being grateful for what you have (and the nationally celebrated genocide
of our country's indigenous people, natch).