Being a famous-ass movie star or a bigwig producer does not preclude one from being a douchebag. Often, it only raises the levels of douchebaggery exponentially. This year's crop of movie industry cretins included grown men who pissed all over airplanes, creeps who married children, and more than a few dudes whose mugs we're just plain sick of (and directors whose style is really starting to wear on us.
We'd actually be hard-pressed to find many politicians who don't skeeve us just a little (honestly, some of the crap these guys--and gals--are putting out there these days make Clinton's indiscretion seem G-rated. Come to think of it, Clinton is still one of the sexiest politicians we've had in office since the Kennedy days.
If we were to make a venn diagram of reality TV, er, personalities, they'd all fall into one of three categories: Insanely Hot and Vapid, Insanely Repulsive and Vapid, or....huh. It turns out maybe this is more of a pie chart than a venn diagram after all. And guess which slice of this unsavory pie our picks for Unsexy Reality Stars of 2011 these dudes fall into? There's nothing less sexy than whoring out yourself, those less fortunate, or your own family for a little, ok a lot of dough (damn that burns us up.
Oh, we had some real gold to dig through in the Phoenix Unsexy Meeting this year. From Chris Brown's obvious douchebaggery to Tyler the Creator's fondness for shit-pissing his egomania all over the Twittersphere (not to mention the sonic punch in the head that is LMFAO) there were a lot of strong contenders.
When we first offered up our recent Bill O'Reilly discovery
to the hounds of the Internet, we knew that would prick up more than a
few interested ears. It would have been remarkable enough that the same
falafel-loving Fox news blowhard who's earned his spot in our Unsexiest
hall of fame (#58 and 2006, and #16 in 2007) wrote for the Phoenix way
back in the ‘70s.