I hate to be that guy, but the only thing I'm allowed to say is that Bobbito Garcia (a/k/a DJ Cucumber Slice) is spinning a private Timberland event somewhere in the Boston area, and we have three guest list spots to offer readers. For those who don't know, Bobbito is an all-around hip-hop ambassador, having served as a biographer of sneaker culture, a link between basketball and boom bap, and, most importantly, a trusty co-host of the most important college rap radio show of all-time (I grew up on Stretch and Bob, so I'm partial).