Anyone who suspects that marriage is the most barbaric of all American rituals should continue
reading. But if you’re one of those dips who think it’s acceptable for women to
behave like cliché “bridezilla” twits from the proposal to the honeymoon, then
I suggest you begin writing nasty comments now.
I arrived at the
Hynes Convention Center at 7:45am this morning
– exactly 15 minutes before security guards opened the flood gates for this
year’s Running of the Brides.