First of all, I would like to extend my sincerest
apologies to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Adrienne Maloof. I mean,
you're still both absurdly annoying and absurdly rich. And all you really brang to the show were a few cringe-inducing frames of your frozen feline face.
But you could easily be a part-time supermodel in comparison to the latest mug Bravo has assaulted my poor peepers with.
They've suffered through the filming of Kourtney & Khloé Take Miami. The hazmat team called in to clean up after season two of Jersey Shore only just left. And yet today, Bravo announced the
cast for The Real Housewives of
Miami, the seventh (!) installment of our shameful reality TV obsession.