By now you've all probably heard the news that The Big Aristotle has touched down in Boston. And while the Shaq of yesteryear (pictured above)
would've launched us into the Miami Heat stratosphere of odds-on
favorites to knock off the Lakers, there's really no downside to this
man of many names accepted a two-year contract worth far less than what he's
accustomed to -- somewhere in the vicinity of $19 million less than the 20
he banked with the Cavs last season.
Ok, is it just us, or is the fact that Justin 'Lesbian Face' Bieber's mom is publicly weighing in on her son's sexual activity (or lack thereof) sort of creepy? It kind of smacks of the time that Jessica Simpson's creepo father cum manager talked candidly about his daughter's lady lumps, saying, and you can't make this sort of pervy verbiage up, "She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up," and then proceeded to wax poetic about said breasts' virtues.